Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.There's always money in the banana stand.Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.Saved the marching band from explody death.Asked a police officer to sign your petition.Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog.It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays.Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you.Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.Found one of the hidden underground sewers.Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. select a cat in your inventory and press use (enter). Taxidermy with Chuck Testa Pick up a cat my simply walking to it (hopefully it won't run away) or find catnip and drop next to some cats. They'll notice it soon enough, will pick it up, eat it and then. Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. Drop a doughnut behind their backs and pee on it.Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.Killed someone with a flying jump kick. Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill.
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